WHAT IS A COMEDY Roast ?

   A COMEDY ROAST... Is An Irreverent Mixture Of Jokes, One-Liners, Stories, Sentiments And Distorted Facts Humorously Blended To Pay Tribute To Your VIP And Their "DUBIOUS" Accomplishments. (True, Untrue, or "Blatant Lies").

   Being ROASTED Is an Honor...It's a sign of affection and admiration. And despite all the good-natured and outrageous Kidding, Laughter and Joking that takes place at a Roast Event, a Comedy ROAST really tells your VIP just how much they are loved and respected.

   The COMEDY ROAST is, without a doubt, the most effective corporate and personal entertainment tool ever created - And now, through LAS VEGAS VIP RENT-A-ROAST, the ONLY Professional Comedy ROAST Service in the world, this Hilarious Program is now available for you or your organization.

   A LAS VEGAS VIP RENT-A-ROAST ...Is a once-in-a-lifetime Entertainment event that will never be forgotten by anyone in attendance and, it's the perfect way to honor your favorite VIP, Boss, Business Associate, Spouse, Colleague, Relative or Employee for those special occasions in their personal lives and business careers.

   LAS VEGAS VIP RENT-A-ROAST ...is a Full Service COMEDY ROAST ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY. We professionally create, write, plan and coordinate the entire ROAST Party and program for you or your company ... When you want it ... Where you want it ... And How you want it.... Remember, it's your Party... ("and you can cry if you want to..."). We work for you. Just give us your Guidelines and Requirements and we do the rest.

   LAS VEGAS VIP RENT-A-ROAST's experienced ROAST Planners and Comedy Writers will work with you to Produce, Write, and Perform your very own Hilarious, "Dean Martin"/"Friars Club/"Comedy Central" style Comedy ROAST Show - with all the "bells and whistles" of a Las Vegas/Hollywood Production at a fraction of the cost.

   LAS VEGAS VIP RENT-A-ROAST ...Will supply a Professional Master of Ceremonies ("ROASTMaster") and Top Comics ("DAIS Presenters") and Comedy Writers, all experienced "ROAST Veterans," to help you with your ROAST Party- - in order to absolutely, positively guarantee that your special "Celebrity VIP" (our " Guest of Honor" ), will be the guy or gal who, like Rodney Dangerfield, "gets no respect."

   JOKES, JOKES, JOKES... Our Professional Gag Writers ("Insultants") will help your Speakers get their "two cents" in with personalized Comedy Material and Gags and, if needed, we also offer Comedy tutoring and rehearsal for your Speakers ("ROAST School") ...And if your "ROAST- A-MONIAL" is not a surprise party, we can supply joke lines and zingers for your VIP too-- so they can get in the last word ...and the "Last Laugh".

   SPECIAL MEMENTOS ...To make sure your custom Comedy ROAST is a truly memorable occasion, LAS VEGAS VIP RENT-A-ROAST has available (at a nominal charge) unique and personalized ROAST "Goodies" and souviners for your milestone event. (Click Here To Check Out The ROAST "GOODIES" Page)

   The Bottom Line of a Las Vegas VIP ROAST Party is threefold: Laughter, Fun and Good Times--- and those 3 commodities are our biggest features.

SUMMING IT ALL UP...

   A LAS VEGAS VIP RENT-A-ROAST ...Is your own professional custom- written Personal or Business Comedy Show. It can be produced (Indoors or Outdoors) at any Facility or Venue including : Hotels, Banquet Rooms, Night Clubs, Showrooms, Country Clubs, Restaurants, Office, Home, Vacation Locales, Convention Halls, OR...Anywhere in Las Vegas...OR... the U.S. ...OR... the World. After all,
Our Company Motto is "Have Insults Will Travel"


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Email: Roastmaster@comedyroasts.com
Phone: Las Vegas: 702-434-5257
Cell: 702- 528-1454

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